spacetwinks:

one of my favorite simpsons gags of all time is still when lisa and grampa are at the table saying “i hate being old, no one listens to ya” “i hate being a kid, no one listens to ya” and homer walks in going “i’m a white male, age 18-49. everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are!” and fucking pulls out a can labeled “NUTS AND GUM - TOGETHER AT LAST!”

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

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5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

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aradiator:

i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?

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cumbercrieff:

Click on the last gif.

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proctalgia:

why are some people so mean to freshmen? it’s their first year of high school. they’re excited, scared, and nervous. why are upperclassmen so rude to them…. especially sophomores…. like…. you aren’t better than them…. you’re just old. get over urself……… help them out….. be their friend…….. if they’re lost show them the way……… dont be a fuckin asshole……. 

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thelastmellophone:

mischievouslaufeyson:

sktagg23:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I’m still charged 5% tax on sanitary products because they’re classed as ‘non-essential’ by the government. 

What the motherfuck.

Solve this by bleeding on everything they love.

*AGGRESSIVELY PROJECTILE BLEEDING AT POLITICIANS* ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. POLITICIAN?

thelastmellophone:

mischievouslaufeyson:

sktagg23:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I’m still charged 5% tax on sanitary products because they’re classed as ‘non-essential’ by the government. 

What the motherfuck.

Solve this by bleeding on everything they love.

*AGGRESSIVELY PROJECTILE BLEEDING AT POLITICIANS* ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. POLITICIAN?

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sakibatch:

jimmys face in the last frame tho omg

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