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just did a background check that made me list every address i've lived at as an adult. i have lived a lot of places (like a dozen different addresses) so i had to piece together where i've lived over the years from my saved addresses on dominos.com. not my proudest moment tbh

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did not anticipate lawyers being the target audience for this post lol

A real thing that happened is me as a teenager.

I had what turned out to be a dangerous walking pneumonia, for a week, but the manager at Burger King wouldn’t let me off.  My breathing was very loud and ragged.  I was coughing on and breathing on the food.

I wasn’t allowed to leave.  I was told if i called out, I was fired.

So Im shuffling around wheezing loudly swaying with my high fever as I work drive thru by myself, and a paramedic walked in to order dinner.

He goes ballistic, My friends.  He demands to see the Manager.  he chews him out at the top of his lungs so the whole restaurant can here.  Guys working the back came up to watch.  Customers staring and thinking hard about the infectious food they were eating.  Dude losing his shit about how infectious I was and all the people management had been endangering for days judging from my breathing and I needed to be home on antibiotics RIGHT NOW and the health Department was going to hear about this.

I went home.  i got the week off.  Didn’t even need a doctor’s note.

Getting friends management doesn’t know to do this WOULD WORK.

Same manager not letting me take my influenza home a year later  despite repeated vomiting?  Threw up in front of customers.  Customers demanded money back and started threatening the manager with lawsuits.

I got to go home and got time off until I stopped vomitting.

GO AHEAD and THROW UP in front of Customers.  THEY will Complain.

Don’t be shy.  

They are supposed to let you stay home when you are sick.  Stop protecting management. (Hiding how sick you are protects management).  They are abusing you.  Let them reap what they sow.

This can fuck all the way off.

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I would sooner shit in my hands and clap than swear allegiance to the billionaire on his magic fucking chair with his shiny fucking king hat.

The absolute lunacy of all this is astounding. Every carrot fawning over this bollocks needs therapy.

I reckon if we loudly react to this by going "SORRY ARE WE AMERICAN NOW? WE'RE DOING A PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, ARE WE? THE CROWN ARE TRYING TO MAKE US AMERICAN, ARE THEY?" we could probably convert a sizeable number of royalists.

As an American I beg of you do this I hate imperialism and this would be so funny and good

Nurse: "Your sturgeon will be in shortly"

Patient: "You mean my surgeon?"

Nurse: "No."

*an 800 pound fish flops into the room, thrashing violently on the linoleum and knocking medical equipment to the floor*

This was 30 minutes of surgery time


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It literally does only take a minute to neuter a cat and yes you literally can line them up like this and get them all done like an assembly line, though it would be more hygienic to change gloves between which would slow you down as it takes longer changing gloves than actually neutering one cat.

Spay and neuter clinics do things fast and cheap; they have to and they are a very much necessary part of vet medicine. I hear my coworkers sometimes complain about the local spay and neuter clinic and I have to remind them someone has to do these animals that can’t afford it. Someone has to do the rescue spay and neuter (we couldn’t do them anymore, it was stressful on all parties involved) and this clinic fills that niche. Our standards are VERY high and none of my coworkers were around when we did rescues so they don’t understand. Techs and vets that go into rescue work are very strong people. I’ll admit I’m not strong enough.

Our surgeons absolutely change gloves between patients. The 30 minutes was with 4 techs, 2 surgical tables, and 2 surgeons and included induction and prep time. We use "kitty magic" to induce and isoflurane to maintain and induce by litter so we would have 2 or 3 kittens to a table at a time. All of these kittens are also foster kittens from my shelter.

The lighting in these photos makes them look like an impressionist painting and I love it.